I turn on my computer this morning to find all my personal preferences have disappeared. All the sizes are wrong. All the fonts are wrong, so everything looks so different when I see it that it's like I have poison ivy in my brain and the itch won't go away. And all my stored passwords are gone, so I hope that I have all of them written down in my little secret file. No files are missing: it's just that it's all wrong.
This entry serves no purpose except to vent my rage into the e-ther.
I have a Mac. This type of thing isn't supposed to happen to me. Ever. The computing world is now wrong.