I have to say that this is not a real live journal. I don't foresee using it as such, and if you're reading this, you've been viciously tricked. I'm here only to get access to my friends' journals. On the other hand, maybe I will use it and contradict myself. That would be apropo.
In the meantime, my real "journal," such as it is, is in the (as of yet) unupdated News section of my homepage at