I feel crappy. I've felt crappy all weekend. Crap crap crappy. (magdalene1: It would have been a disaster for me to make it to the party Saturday night, so let's call that mutual good fortune. I hope the birthday bash was a total blow-out.)

Anyway, I was just actually looking on my news website to see if there was anything odd with the weather to explain why my legs ache so much tonight--since I've turned the last few years into one of the Old Men Whose Bones Speak, at least when a massive drop in pressure occurs. And there, next to my weather report, I couldn't help but laugh to see this:




And I just had to think, "Wait a minute. What's being sold here?"