Anyway, I was just actually looking on my news website to see if there was anything odd with the weather to explain why my legs ache so much tonight--since I've turned the last few years into one of the Old Men Whose Bones Speak, at least when a massive drop in pressure occurs. And there, next to my weather report, I couldn't help but laugh to see this:
And I just had to think, "Wait a minute. What's being sold here?"