Alright, Target--I gave you your chance. I waited while the shelves I liked sat listed as available in 4 to 8 weeks. 4 to 8 weeks later, still you taunt me. So I finally wised up. I googled around to see if there was another just like the one you got me excited about. And there was, only taller, darker, and dare I say it?, more handsome. So even though it costs a bit more, a bookcase in the apartment is worth two in the ... worth, ... uh, worth more than 500 more books piled along my walls! Yeah! So that's that!
The new bookcases: I liked this mission style, and decided finally to go with the mahogany finish over the natural one: